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Conversations With Drama King, age 7

If you ever spent more than 10 minutes with our family, you WILL be subjected to a conversation with Drama King. He loves to talk. He can talk about anything. With anyone. Anywhere. Anytime. And he absorbs knowledge constantly.

Welcome to DK’s Words Of Wisdom!

DK (talking about Mario from the Super Mario games): Mario’s a plumber. And he beat a huge hairy guy named Donkey Kong. Who could be awesomer than that? No one that’s who.

DK: I am a toad talker because I can understand toads. That’s why they {insert toad croak sound} at me.

DK: I want a Nintendo DS for Christmas. That’s it.
Me: Really a Nintendo DS. That’s it.
DK: Oh, and a Mario game. What’s the point of a DS if you don’t have a Mario game to play.

DK (at a fast food joint): Why don’t they have water for me to drink? You know I don’t like soda. I guess I’ll get an apple juice or maybe a lemonade. But I’d rather have water. In a bottle. You know, the good stuff.

DK: Mom, I don’t need your help. I can make my own snack.
He proceeds to take out the salad mix, cherry tomatoes, shredded carrots, bacon pieces and Italian dressing. He puts a handful of salad, tomatoes and carrots on his plate. He sprinkles a few bacon pieces on the salad and a few on the side for good measure. Then he grabs a little dipping cup and pours some dressing.
DK(to himself): The perfect snack.

DK: I need cookies. 3 cookies only. I’ll get the milk.

DK: Did you know that the uglier the bad guy is, the more powerful he is?
Me: I didn’t know that.

And that brings us to the conclusion of DK’s Words of Wisdom. Until next time, share those words of wisdom from your child in the comments.

By Angelia Embler

Angi grew up in southern Arizona but now lives in central New Mexico with her husband, two sons and three dogs. She creates, she responds to Yoast support requests, and she loves to ramble on about anything. When not doing those, she can be found curled up with a good book or watching any one of her favorite TV shows, movies, or an American football game.

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